Superstition. Surely, pure superstition? Monkeying with the brain can produce all sorts of bizzare results.

Suddenly, universe awash in black holes
Well, not suddenly. We just haven't been able to detect them in the past. I'm sure, then, that there are plenty more we still can't detect.

Arab TV Station: U.S. Holding an Employee at Guantanamo Bay
Ok, just my opinion, but this "station" is an accomplice of al Qaeda. They continue to broadcast anti-US messages to various Arab nations and air Osama bin Laden's tapes as though they are news and truth. You could say they are the propaganda arm of al Qaeda. Arrest them all, let the CIA sort them out.
In the final days of the U.S. bombardment that dislodged Al Qaeda and its Taliban hosts from Afghanistan, an unoccupied Al-Jazeera office was hit during an air raid. The United States said it targeted the Al Qaeda network and didn't know the television channel had an office at the location.
Hmmm. We didn't know, eh?

"Blast Goes Off at Palestinian School"
The principal said he believed Israeli militants planted the explosives.
Of course. Two possibilities: the Principal may be correct, though Palestinian militants have killed more Israeli school children than the other way around. Second possibility: Palestinian militants are planting bombs on their own, and detonating them to have effect, but small danger. Why? To get more Palestinian terror-bombers attacking Israel. There will be no peace until there is no Israel.

PETA taking fire for funding ELF's terrorism.

Who you gonna call?

If the guy's name is Bogus, I'm not likely to take seriously what he says.

Part Three! But, damn, this is turning into a serial, and if I miss a day I'll develop PTSD!

If true, this means we shouldn't hesitate any longer.

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals. This FoxNews.Com article is too damn funny. Can't wait for food replicators or pills so that we don't harm animals or plants to satisfy our nutritional needs. Consider: vegans don't eat bugs, either, yet decaying insect matter is a component of soils, as well as various animals' excrement.