This stuff is hilarious. I can't wait for part three.
Part I
Part II

A sensible proposal, even though Homeland Security Department is not.

A good story, or criminally irresponsible journalism? You decide.

Why would private enterprise need permission to go to the moon? At last I heard, nobody owned it.

Bambi and MTV are why they hate us! Who woulda thunk it?

Drivers Licenses and Data Privacy. Really, a no brainer. A DL is only good for anti-crime or anti-terrorism if the card wasn't fradulently created in the first place. Falsifying birth certificates, Social Security Numbers, etc., is not such a hard thing to do.